A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey "hey! what are you
doing?The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the  monkey and they smoke a
few  doobies. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and
swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side,then asks the lizard, "what's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned then fell into the river. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!" The Monkey looks down and says "fuuuuuuck,  dude.......how much water did you drink?!"