I have no time..no time to sleep, no time to pee..NO TIME! I hate not having any time!

I took my kids to a birthday party today..whoohoo..I had no time to do that..but I went anyways. I swear I lost some real time in the laundry room. I hear the damn buzzer right now..MORE LAUNDRY!

NO DAMN TIME!..lol!

Well I will be leaving Friday morn..I hope I am all done by then.

Will catch you guys next week..probably thursday. I will be OLDER when I come back...LMAO!

Happy Holidays kids! Be good! :P

When it rains it pours!

I'm so easily annoyed lately..but really I was thinking it can't be all me..right? Ok so the headlight on my van has been busted right out. The passenger door won't open from the outside..WTF?! Ok the ripper is that aforementioned vehicle is transportation to Alberta for Christmas!

I think I might drive all the way myself so I don't have to deal with that damn door :evil: I am sitting here wondering how much stupid shit has to happen til I get a damn break again?

I suppose we have to get that all fixed up...lol! Shit!

Ok here is something gross..hockey equipment! How can you guys stand yourselves? Well that is if you forget to air that shit out. YACKY! I felt bad that my husbands hockey equipment was nasty so I washed it. I Febreezed the inside of the bacteria laden bag. Blech! I had to wash my hands twice!! Yes, you can wash sports equipment. I would NOT recommend doing it in a top loader though. That would beat it up alot. Probably trash it. I LOVE MY FRONT LOADER!

Oh and I'm a nice wife I found someone to re-palm hubby's gloves. $20!! Those damn gloves were expensive..so I'm glad to not have to replace them right now.

I'm not looking forward to when hubby comes back from Norway after having played hockey all week...and maybe not having enough time between games to air it out...Aww I feel yacky already! LOL!

I would make him wash it but 1. thats MY machine 2. he'd trash his stuff and HAVE to buy NEW stuff!

Maybe I should hire myself out to wash the equipment for the team?..With gloves for me of course! :shock:

There is a farmer who lives not too far from my house. He has Red Angus cows. He also has a red llama. Apparently llamas are great guard animals. Yeah he was so wanting to kick my ass because I drove by too slowly..looking at his cows! LMAO! Damn those things make me laugh. The family had one for awhile (for our cows) ..I think his name was Trevor. LOL!

I might get one, one day. I will name him Trevor..that's a good llama name. :D

I am BORED!

I'm waiting for The Crow to start. I love this movie. I won't be bored for long now. LOL! Brandon Lee had the most gorgeous perfect body to me. It was odd how it took me years to see him like that. This was the first movie that made me feel...anything in a long time. I was really quite caught up in the emotion of the movie. That was a time in my life where emotion was always running high with me. I was neck deep in the modelling thing. Too much money, too many friends. Too much everything.

The Villains in this movie are so much the guys we want to hate! Through and through. Eric Draven(Brandon Lee) is the epitome of the perfect mate. That being said Shelley his wife in the movie is also the perfect mate. Well to my tastes anyways.

Ok the part I like best is the first fight. When Eric attacks Tin-tin. The look on his face and the way he moves his head after Tin-tin punches him is PHENOMENAL! After some ass kicking.. Eric wraps up the fight by saying "victims, aren't we all?" and stabs Tin-tin. It's classic and I love it!

This movie appeals to me on so many levels!..is that messed up or not? I have not had the will to watch the sequels. Maybe one day I will. I'm thinking about it. Brandon was the best..I don't see how anyone else could do a better job.

Like all the dudes that have played Batman. I can't think which I liked better. Proly Val Kilmer..he has nice teeth.

OMG!..

Ok to all those who read my nonsense here you know I have been looking for my cousin. She lives in Germany.

She called ME today! I AM SO FRIGGIN HAPPY I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE! :D

She is doing well and has built a gorgeous new house. Thank GOD for email! She is a fashion designer and is working on her new collection. It should be out in 2007. Tons of work involved. I'm so proud of her!

This came at the best time too..I was feeling all irritated with the holidays coming and trying to fit everyone in to see us. MAJOR STRESS! Now if only I could SNEAK home and only visit with my parents that would be great!

The only person who ever makes an effort to see me or to communicate is my Sarah. I have to call or email everyone else. So guess what? FUCK EM! I'm done with that bullshit. Life is too damn short to worry if they care what I am up to or not. I think I might even get rid of my long distance plan. That would be a great excuse to not call anymore LMAO! I don't need an excuse though. If you are really my friend you know I don't care for this kind of crap anyways..so why push it?..

OK now I'm done my little rant..I'm in a mood today I guess. :evil:

Now I'm going to look for a new video...so stay tuned :P

Why does my daughter think it's time to wear tank tops and skirts? It's cold out there! :D

I knew I shouldn't have posted that last night! CRAP!...lol..Now I have snow..not too much..just perfect now. Can't see the lawn through it anymore. Only problem is I heard this pinging sound against the windows..yeah freezing rain! BLOODY LOVELY!

Didn't matter though I still sent my kids out there to play. They played out there for a good hour and came back covered in ice and red cheeked. They were thrilled! They are so my kids! Couldn't keep me in in the winter. I had three snowsuits a year till I was 11. Hand me downs. Then I got too tall and my cousins got my stuff after I was done with it. HAHA!..That really pissed them off, seeing as they were older than me. Still damn short..all of em to this day! LMAO!

I want a croissant. Haven't had one in ages. Hmmm..well if the roads aren't shit in the morning I will go get some. I bet they will be shit. Oh well.

Oh well I bet I will regret this later but damn..where the hell is my snow?! I feel all left out. No storms here, just blowing snow.  Although I get a bit paranoid about my husband driving with all the IDIOTS out there. I call him as soon as I wake up...lol!

I watched all my shows tonight. C.S.I was creepy! I knew something was up as soon as they started talking to the mom.  E.r was good too. It was one those relaxing quiet evenings..kids were sleeping and hubby was at work..ahhhhh.

I'm actually tired early tonight so I think I'm going to go to bed. It's supposed to be really warm tomorrow. Will send the kids out and maybe we will start our fort we make every year. The snow has to be just right...lol!

Ciao kids

Well I didn't get to the lab today like I wanted to..I woke up to no van and a VERY trashed living room! Hopefully I'll get there on Friday morning. :P

I had one of those days that would be really funny if it isn't you.. :evil:

OK you all know I like my movies right?..Well Friday the town store..yes we only have one...lol..it's having a "festive season event" HOLY SHIT!  How fucking lame is that?..this P/C shite is really pissing me off! The town I live in is pretty much a Christian town! Yeah I make people cringe...lol! It's good for their salvation...don't worry about mine. My husband does enough for the both of us! LMAO!..OK I digress..shit I have been doing a lot of that lately. The "event" will include cheap movies. Previously viewed of course, but for 50 cents I think I can handle that. So tomorrow I'm going to go talk to my buddy who works there. She never charges me late fees so I make sure I return movies only when she is working. I want to see if she can give me some titles of what they are getting rid of. See if its worth the time to fight my way through the teeny tiny parking lot and get into the teeny tiny store. At least at this store the majority of people already know me..they won't try to piss me off...lol! Not like the damn mall..grrr :twisted:

I want to eat some chocolate cover mushrooms and watch Natural Born Killers. My friend Dion makes the best ones. Wonder where he is now?

I want some Christmas oranges..or should I say festive season oranges...bloody hell is that stupid! I can't eat regular oranges so I really like this time of year. Stock up on those things.

Once again I should be sleeping..OK OK..I'm going..

Ciao for now!

Watched Kill Bill2...good shit! I got a damn tear in my eye too...DAAAAMN!...LMAO!

I think my house has become the drop in center for all the kids around here. Guess it's a good place to be or something. They like to watch movies here. Totally fine by me..especially if they bring their own damn food!

Well if when wake up in the morning and if have a van I'm going to get the blood test done..the sooner the better.

If Jim Carrey wasn't in Lemony Snickets it would have been a better movie..it sucked cuz I always wanted to laugh..but it was not meant to be funny. The books are dark and stuff..he is a tool! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF HIM!

Well I just got back from the doctors.  She laughed when I told her I was defective and needed a new body. She is really cool and quite thorough. Now I have to fast to have the whole blood work thing done. I told her I didn't even want to talk to my last doctor....she would make us wait too long on a regular basis and brushed off problems that didn't need surgery.

I warned her I don't put up with bullshit and that I was going to be writing a formal letter of complaint about my last doctor. She asked me why? I told her that I am probably one of the most informed patients who does not have a terminal condition that she will ever come across. I knew more about all my problems than my doctor did! Is that a good thing? I never went to med school..but damn am I kicking myself now! I should have! Gotta love the net!

She was personable and knowledgeable too..good mix. If all goes well I think I will make her my family doctor. We'll see how good she is with kids...lol

I'm still feeling antisocial and pissy..so I'm going to try to get to bed earlier tonight..yeah right!

I'm still sick and none too happy about it.  It's just being sick enough to be blah that makes me mad! I am going to the doctors tomorrow. She is going to freak cuz I really am broken...lol!

My mom is super sweet! She wants to buy us (my family) a portable dvd player. Not for Christmas though..for our trip out to Alberta. I had borrowed a laptop last time but it was getting pretty trashed and seeing as it's not mine I didn't want to do that again. Now I'm price comparison shopping..I think I will go in person to Best Buy and Future Shop..they have the one I want. She said to me get the biggest one you can find. I told her c'mon mom its for a trip..it doesn't have to be huge. She said I might be retired now, but I have some money and I want to spend it on you. WHO AM I TO COMPLAIN?...LOL! She is AWESOME!

I swear my fish is trying to communicate with me! What a freaky little thing! Chris is his name. He is named after my husbands cousins husband...did you get that?...LOL! It was the center piece at their wedding last year. The pet shop was sure all the fish would be dead by now...lol! I think I forgot to feed him for a few days..bet he wished he could bark at me or something.

I got all my shopping done except for my husband. I think I'm going to get him a hockey jersey. He trashed his white one yesterday. He doesn't have a favorite team so I think I will get him a Team Canada one. Whatever, I know he will wear it..he is so thankful for any gifts he gets.

Well I'm going to try to get some sleep...I might ask the doc for some sleeping pills. I just really hate taking medicine..yeah yeah I know. I smoke marijuana..so what? I haven't had any for awhile now..maybe I can get her to prescribe that! THAT WOULD BE SWEET!..But since I don't have a terminal illness I guess not..DAMN! :evil:

Sorry if I don't make any sense..I really need to sleep!

Ciao kids!

I want to barf my guts out...nice huh?

..well for your enjoyment I added one of mine and my kids favorite video by Bif Naked. I wanted Let Down..but I couln't find it :evil:

I'm going to grab some Gravol...again..and try to sleep..DAMN!..10 to 3am..and I'm still fucking awake..it's going to be hellacious tomorrow..well today! FUCK!..

Watched Kill Bill and now I want a Katana..feeling a little violent :twisted:

later...

Fuck a duck im outta luck..it's going to be one of those holiday seasons..grrr..its already pretty shitty. I'm listening to Bif Naked today cuz she rocks...so I'm doing something I haven't done in a LOOOONG time..I'm going to post some lyrics..this song is great..well I think so anyways..ya'll should give it a listen! I SAID SO!

"Let Down"

Ain't had a job in about a year.
Living down in my parents basement.
I wish that I could get outta here!
Sometimes I think I need a vacation!

Can't get my mother off my back.
She don't have far to go to drive me crazy.
Someday the bitch is gonna make me crack!
Might be the last time she calls me lazy!

[Chorus]
I'm a let down!
Pardon me! If I'm a let down
To my family!
I'm a let down!
1-2-3 I'm a let down!
Are you like me?

And now my sister's got a fancy car.
I got a piece of shit from 1980.
But, at least, I got my two guitars
And a one-way ticket to nowhere baby!

[Chorus]

Oh! No! No! Now, I've got a dream.
They don't understand, It won't be long.
I'm not what I seem.
See I've got a plan..
THATS RIGHT!

[Chorus]

Sometime, they act like I don't exist.
Or else they treat me like I'm still eleven.
Heaven knows I can't take more of this.
I never thought I'd be 27..
And a let down!

[Chorus]
 GOOD SHIT!..later ya'll..I'm gonna go soak in the tub!! :evil:

Why does falling up the stairs hurt so damn much?!...holy hell! OW!

My shins look like I play rugby or something....DAAAAAMN!

Maybe it's all the Gravol I have been taking?