I was reading Bourbonbird's blog (check my links) and she reminded me of an interesting thing. NIPPLE PIERCING! What fun! :shock:

When my husband and I were dating I slept there all weekend. One saturday morning he woke up early and left me there sleeping. I thought YAY! I was all warm and cosy in the bliss of sleep. Flat on my stomach, blanket almost over my head. It was lovely..until the bed moved! GRRR!..Ok so I crack an eye open and see its him. He was back..and probably wanted to get laid. I just groaned..and then I REALLY looked at him. HOLY SHIT!

Not 6" away from my face was a pierced nipple. I shot up to sitting in one move I swear! Then I saw the other one! He had gone and pierced both nipples that morning. He was still buzzing from the adrenaline surge. I burst into giggles at the weird look on his face. I guess it was a mix between pain and elation..like after you have a baby... :lol:

He asked me what I thought. I said looks good..how do you feel? He smirked. OK so that woke me up pretty nicely. I grabbed shower and we hopped on our bikes to go for a trail ride and get some breakfast. The man lived on his stupid mountain bike! :P He acted peculiar all day. It was interesting to see how he dealt with self-inflicted pain. We are both tattooed and pierced.

That night we called a few people and told them party at his place. I told him I wanted tequila and some weed. He said already done and set it on the coffee table for me. I can drink with him shot for shot..he passes out first everytime. He had two shots with me before people started to show up and he turned green. Turns out the tequila enhanced the pain instead of fading it! LMAO! I could not help but laugh at him! Nice huh?

He survived the night but within three weeks those rings were OUT! We still laugh about how much it hurt. I don't think I could ever do my nipples..too sensitive already. Plus I scar easily..I would much rather have TONS of tattoos..too bad they are so EXPENSIVE! Wish my cousin was still alive..he was going to do a bunch of work for me. Pisses me off that I have no art from him at all! :evil:

It was interesting that this topic came to me when it did...I love coincidences..lol!

Well I guess I'm back...guess I should post something of interest...GREAT! :P

Well the trip to NY was great. The babies travelled beautifully. I hate people who think that just because there is a baby on the plane that there will be crying and all that non stop or something. RIPS MY SHORTS!. I told some guy off..he was eyeballing my sis in laws boob as she was feeding my niece. Fucking IDIOT! He felt pretty sheepish when he realised I was travelling with her.

The conference was awesome! I met tons of great women..and learned so much. I have tons to work on. I realised that I have been doing myself a disservice for a long time and I have decided to put an end to that.

I got lost somewhere along the way..it's easy to do when you aren't paying attention and being diligent. I have been using my blog as a place to spill my guts out..but at the same time hiding too. Totally lame.

I'm not going to change much..that will take time...

Well on a lighter note..or funny anyways. Monday I went out for dinner with my family and hubby and I ordered ribs. We got them and they were YUMMY! I think I had had two bites and then the unthinkable happened. FIRE ALARM! DAMMIT! So we look at the waitresses and see what they are doing..they calmly tell us there is no fire but we must get out right away. I thinking BLOODY HELL! I'm hungry so are my kids and we have lots to do tonight before they need to be in bed! DAMN! Grab the kids and coats and wipe fingers on our way out the door. We got all dressed outside and the waitresses were all just in shirt sleeves so I went to the van and got some fleece blankets the kids use and lent them to the girls.

After about 10 mins of BS we get let back in and ate our cold (discounted) dinner. It was still good anyways. :D

We get to the mall and start our search for boots for me..damn! Well the whole evening was shot..no luck so we went home. The next day I went shopping again at a different mall, hoping to find something to wear. My husbands grandmother passed away and the funeral was on Wednesday. Plus we have his company Christmas party coming up too. I was in my favorite store trying on a dress and guess what?

FIRE ALARM!!!!!!!!

Lovely huh? TWO DAYS IN A ROW?!..I have come to the conclusion that I am far too hot to leave home! LMAO! :lol:

The week whipped by for sure..I think Wednesdays should be off days..ALWAYS!

I'm getting into planning the holiday trip to Alberta to visit friends and family..but first..TONIGHT! I have some friends and their #4 baby coming over tonight for fellowship. She wasn't able to go to the conference because her baby is pretty new and I missed her. Her hubby is a programmer..I need his help! LOL! So we are having a wings/sushi/stuffed mushrooms party tonight. I need to figure out dessert though.

WOW! I sure had lots to say..there is tons more too..but I think I will just forget about all that...just pick up here.

damn the post keys with l's in them!

I'm alive..really..I have lost my voice and well I dont feel much like typing lately. I'm around..will be back soon.

Later kids

I finally got out of the freakin house yersterday! The roads were shit and people, totally retarded! :evil:

Turns out it was only the battery after all.  So once hubby got all the brackets and stupid crap out of the way..getting the battery in was simple! HOLY HELL IT SUCKS TO NOT HAVE A VEHICLE!

I got all the stuff I needed (I think and hope) Luggage, pj's...all the stuff you feel the need to replace when you leave home! :P  Now I have more laundry to do..YAY! This trip is gearing up to be a rocking one!

I just called a few of the moms who are coming..there is about 20-25 of us. ALL ON THE SAME FLIGHT! I pity the rest of the plane! :twisted:  Almost all the moms have 4 or more kids. The dads get to take care of them while we are gone. Funny thing is they can't even dump them off at anyone elses house cuz WE'RE ALL GONE! LMAO! I think its is important for dads to "parent" not "babysit". It really rips my shorts when people ask me who is babysitting my kids when I am out. I tell them they are with their dad..not a baby sitter. It's not only my job to watch the kids dammit!

Well I heard the buzzer for the wash so I best get a move on..tons left to do. Hope I sleep tonight!..LMAO!

It's SNOWING!..and I mean SNOWING!

It has been snowing since yesterday. Just before dinner it started up..and has gotten worse ever since. We are supposed to be getting a blizzard today...YAY!..only problem is all of our cars are dead. The Jetta is fucked, the van has a dead battery and even thought batteries are easy to change..it's not so easy in this van! The Tercel is, well, a piece of shit actually. So anyways FIL(father in law) brought over the Celica (great winter car, really!)  LMAO! We are borrowing it until we get the other vehicles sorted out. LOVELY! :evil:

I am leaving for Syracuse NY on friday morning so hubby can't take any time off till then. I hate not having a car to go somewhere if I have to. It's not like there are buses in the middle of the country! Or even a taxi either! Oh well I just hope I get all the crap I have to do done before thursday night... :lol: I need a pair of boots that aren't for snowmobiling. Really sexy... :P

I'm getting excited to go on this trip. It will be only the second time I have left my kids overnight. This should be a rocking time because almost all the moms are leaving their kids behind, unless they are nursing. IT'S A GIRLS WEEKEND!

So much to do...the kids are whining, they want to play outside. I would let them if I didn't want them back..it's really windy out there! I need luggage too. Maybe I should make a list? I gotta do all the girly things too..damn!

I gotta make a list!

OWWWWWW!..My achin bacon! Bloody hell! Gotta love when you do a new exercise and find new spots that ya didn't know you had. MY ASS HURTS! Lucky me I live in a two story house...and the potty is on the second floor! LOL!..My kids were laughing at me big time. I was hanging on to the wall all the way up! Feeling a little fluffy these days so it was time to wrangle my ass back into regualr workouts! But really I miss working in the gym..not just working out. The muscle heads always amuse the shit out of me!

When I used to work at a gym in Edmonton (CLUB SHIT! I liked to call it)..the upstairs was for ladies only. Two floor gym..damn stairs! Anyways, my boss who was and still is a bodybuilder had to run out on a errand she called me to help a new member go through her workout. I had the surpirse of my life! It was a drag queen that I had met the weekend before at a private rave. LMAO! She was FANTASTIC! SHE HAD A FUCKING LAMBORGHINI TOO! I have no idea what the true profession was but it was paying well. When she recognized me we had a good laugh and got into the workout. It was easy to forget she really was  a man...until I got her to run on the treadmill! OH DAMN!..No girly run here..not even close! The whole place got really quiet and snuck looks over at her. I think she felt very selfconcious. Someone actually complained about her too..WHAT A MESS! I promptly got her on the bikes instead. She looked grateful.  Boss came back and finished the last few stretches with her. I said ciao and party with ya later! :D

I saw her the weekend after and she was with an old boyfriend I had had in highschool..WHAT!?! OK SO I BROKE HIM?!...LMAO! That was weird..I got over it quick though cuz there had been no sex between me and him anyways..erk! YA THINK?!..damn!

I'm going to go get some ice for my sore spots..or I will not be walking well later!

I wan't to blow up all of our vehicles! Put some bombs ander them all and stand back and watch them explode! Cars suck!

Ok now I can move on! :D I realised that it won't be long before the crazy early shoppers come out for the Christmas sales. Which means I better start planning out gifts now. I think some people are getting scarves this year. I'M GONNA MAKE EM!..Yeah I'm a dork..but really I will be rockin to Rancid with a ball of yarn ready to go! LMAO!

OH DAMN! I just saw the clock...I gotta go sleep...yeah I got lost...it happens! :P

 Great email!

Whale of a Story.


A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of the shore.

The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

"Look," she said, "I went along with the blowjob, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen!"

I don't know why but this made me laugh til I cried!...LMAO!

I woke up to the lovely sounds of my kids freaking out! YAY! pfft!

I called MIL to take them for the day. She said she would take them for a few hours. WHOOHOO!  :D So I  decided to get out of bed and do the girly thing today. Facial, hair removal..all that fun stuff. Well FIL was supposed to come get then kids in the 18 wheeler, but the truck wash was going slow. He called me and said he would take my van and the kids back to his place.  I barked orders to my creatures who promptly obeyed..MIRACLE! The managed to be ready at the door by the time Grandpa walked over from the truck wash.

FREEDOM! AT LAST!

I have been in real need to sit and relax for days! Weeks even. It's quiet. LOVELY! I am going to sit here and do nothing..I'm not cleaning, NOTHING! I am going to smoke a joint and watch a movie..dunno which yet.

The kids will be back around 4:30 so that gives me 3 1/2 hours all to myself! YAY!

Ahhhhh...ciao kids!

I give up!..I really do!  I was shocked into the NOW with an unbelievable shriek! My daughter who was gone to get my hair elastic decided to snoop in the top drawer in the bathroom. Well she sliced herself very nicely on my razor! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!..After I get her calmed down and get my hair out of the way my son decides to use a bag clip and stick his lip in there! WHY?!...arrrrgh!

I swear they save all the stupid stuff for days when I can hardly remember my name! I really need to take a mommy weekend! Who wants to join me?

I am so fucking tired I should be sleeping right now but obviously I'm not. I am so tired I decided it was worth the risk to take a nap. BAD IDEA!..HOLY HELL! How can two kids get into so much shit in a half  hour?!

I put on a movie (The Incredibles) and go up to bed. I passed out quick. Before iIwent I told them "watch your movie and when it's done turn all the stuff off and play in the toyroom till daddy gets home. " This is usually never a problem!

As I went off the slumber land they put together the plan of the destruction of my home! The wiped the walls with diaper rash cream(LOVELY)! Washed it off their hands with a quart of dish detergent(nice bubbles) and very artistically placed Cheerios all over the floor in the toyroom!(NO MILK THANKFULLY!)

I slept wonderfully through all of this. I had one of the best dreams ever too! I was so out of it that when my hunny got home he just took them out for dinner while I dreamt a wicked dream involving some hot sweaty..well anyways.  It was damn good and I was quite pissed when the phone woke me up! I called hubby on his cell to let him know he had to call so and so back. He said they were on their way home and were bringing me dinner. YUMMY!..not as yummy as that dream but, I was hungry.

That was one wet dream..

Anyways..now that I slept earlier I can't now and I can't stop thinking of that dream...