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All the small things...
09.30.05 (5:59 pm)   [edit]

All my good intentions well to hell..I got sick! I did manage however to wash the freakin floor!


I was just in the laundry room sitting on a stool sorting laundry. I have a Euro-front loader and really I'm too tall to lean down there to get the wash out. Anyways so there I am sitting, watching the laundry go round and round (gotta love the fevers huh?) and my son comes in and says "mom, can I sit on your lap?" Awww..so I picked him up, he is almost 2 and 1/2, and I plunked him on my lap. He looked so pleased with himself. He had a huge grin on is face. I looked down at him and he kissed me on my cheek. OH WELL THAT MELTED ME MORE THAN THE FEVER! I love those kind of moments!


Two minutes later he was in the dark kitchen trying to put more water in his sippy cup and he started to cry really quietly. I asked him what was wrong and he cried harder. So I got up and went to see him and he was looking out the window that I had not pulled the blind down on yet. He could see the mill and the lights between the trees..and that scared him. Poor kid..good imagination already. Just like his sister.


He just pantsed her..I better go...what a little shit! GOD I LOVE THESE BRATS!

 
I'm still here..
09.28.05 (2:59 pm)   [edit]

Well it sure seems like I fell off the face of the earth! I have cleaning,organizing and chucking shit we don't need. We are going to put our house on the market soon and I still have packed boxes from when we moved into this house a year and a half ago. WHAT THE HELL?! So yay for me..blech!


Ever have that feeling that you just wanna be home? I had that feeling once when I was really hammered at a party. I called my dad and he picked  up me and a couple other loaded girls. He asked no questions and even stopped for Abby to barf.  It was pouring rain that night and when my dad first pulled up he couldn't see the numbers on the house so he thought he had made a mistake and i watched him drive away! I was so upset. He drove all the way home and called the number I had called him from and waited to talk to me and asked me again where this place was. I sobbed into the phone "Daddy you left!" He said ok so I was in the right spot. I'm coming back..be there in a few minutes. He made sure he found us that time and he got us all home safe. He never woke me up in the morning and never asked any questions later either. He really came through for me alot when I was in the partying phase. He was good to me..and my silly friends. I hope I can be like that with my kids if they pull the same shit I did.


Well I just really wanted an excuse to sit down...finally! So now I better get back to work. Gotta wash the damn floor/stairs and put the brats to bed.


Ciao!

 
the BEAR...hehehe
09.18.05 (11:22 pm)   [edit]
Hahahahahahaha..[b]HOLY SHIT[/b] This is tooo damn funny. Of course it's right after having a nice bowl too! :lol:

STOLE THIS FROM BACARDIBREEZER!!

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In the ditch
09.15.05 (10:15 am)   [edit]

Went to a fondue party last night and it was GOOD! I had never had fondue before. I have decided I love it. Almost up there with sushi :) So after stuffing oursleves silly we went to the livingroom and sacked out on the couches there was 6 of us and no one had to be on the floor..YAY! The topics we covered were amazing and I'm thankful I have friends like those girls.They are awesome moms too. L has 7 kids,M has 6, H and D both have 3 with one on the way(due today for H) and L and me both have two. It was a nice break to have a grown up evening. We had a couple bottles of wine..it was awesome......


Until I tried to leave..I had parked too close to the ditch and it had been raining. Well that equals me sliding down the embankment..in flip flops! DAMN THE RED WINE! :lol:


After I got home I was too hyped up to sleep. So I had a couple of puffs of my one-hitter. GOOD STUFF! I got to feeling pretty good and relaxed..Thank God for the ganja!

 
Chanting for Men..it works!
09.10.05 (9:59 am)   [edit]

This is a story from my past the Daytripper7 reminded me of.


Some of it is hazy..but I will do my best to remember it. It was summer and I was 17. I had some older friends who drove, and liked to buy me alcohol. I usually went for a 2l cooler or a 40 oz of malt. I would drink it all by myself and be properly smashed.


I called up Nicole and told her there was a party in Akinsdale and we were going to it. It was for our kind of people. We were the Doc Marten, black tights, short skirt wearing kind of girls. We got our booze and Cara and Dana drove us to the party. We got there already feeling no pain. Tripping over more Docs in the doorways we made our way to the basement  from where a cloud of smoke was wafting up. We sat on the couch and proceeded to drink some more..I was about halfway through my tropikiwi cooler (yummy) Had to pee..we both got up to find the potty. Had a good laugh in there...I had a numb bum. Nicley drunk now and perfect to take advantage of too. We returened to OUR spot and be noticed this fucking hot guy. He was blond and fit and whoa..sitting alone! We scrambled onver to him and started chatting. Since I was older Nicole always deferred to me. I liked that! This night was different though. She had lost that cherry and was feeling the POWER! She actually said she wanted him!


OMG!..I WAS PISSED OFF! Iwas already having drunken visions of ravaging him! We had found out his name was Anton. Nice name. he had long hair and he was in sock feet..sock feet?! No one takes their shoes of unless you live there..especially not at these parties. Docs had a way of going missing Not so good in the winter but a real pisser either way!


I figured out he was the owned of the 20 hole white Docs at the door..well put to the side. SWEET! It took a certain kind of person to wear those and I wanted him! Nicole was really not backing down..and yeap you guessed it..we got into a fight about Anton! I went off and pouted in the corner drinking my sorrows away untill Cara came to say it was time to go. We had a ritual after drinking. We went to Tim Hortons(for you Americans it a coffee/doughnut shop)and we chanted for men. We were studying spells and magic at that point. So we had to practice! Well I made sure Nicole was excluded from circle time..she had a guy! THE ONE I WANTED DAMMIT! We chanted for men and lo and behold as I fell down the little hill in front of Tims some men saved us! It was a nice end to the evening. We got numbers just as the sun was coming up.


I had to get home..I was tired. It was 3 am..early but I had worked all day. I went right to bed fully clothed minus the boots and tights. I awoke a while later to a really weird sound. I t was coming form the window. I got up to look outside and saw Nicole in her flannel jammies and bunny slippers sitting on the front "dirt". We had no lawn and she had been chucking clods of dirt at my window. I discovered a nice pile on my carpet inthe morning.


I asked her what the hell she wanted."I don't want to fight over boys" .I said well thats kinda too late isn't it?  You broke the rule, I had first pick you bag! I wanted to sit down  because I was feeling sick now (should have been sleeping)so I went out the front door and met her on the porch. She appologized and so did I for being a bitch. She said that Anton was a perv anyways and was getting off on us fighting over him. Not good boyfriend material! We then dicussed the men who had saved us after we had chanted. They seemed nice...we decided to call them later that day.


Thar was the beginning of some friendships that still are today. Nicole got married last year and is hoping to have a baby soon, Cara and Dana (irish twins) are both married and have two kids each and the men we met that night are still good friends of ours..and when I go home I try to see them all!


To think I almost walked away from Nicole is horrible..she is an awesome artist, fashion designer and she is  so much fun!

 
YEEHAW..tell it to your grandma!
09.07.05 (7:23 am)   [edit]

Feeling better today! My kids are funny.  I woke up to "MOM, WE WANT TO WATCH NEMO!" So I get the movie all ready and we realized it wasn't fully rewound. Well to prevent the creatures from freaking out too much, I rewound it quickly. :D


While I was gone my husband "fixed" the T.V, V.C.R and DVD  and ran it all together. OH SHIT! Well it's a good thing I grew up with my dad really fixing T.V's for a living or I would have been screwed. I figured it out. While the tape was rewinding the DVD screen saver thingy kicked in. The bouncy one. I look over at my kids and they are standing right in front of the T.V watching like a cat might watch a bird.  Following it all over the place...moving their little heads in time.WHAT A BUNCH OF DORKS!


I am on a hunt for a picture of the most freaking talented Magician on the planet!


Back in a bit.....

 
S.S.D.D
09.06.05 (10:15 pm)   [edit]

Well I HAD A LOVLY POST..just for Daytripper...but I accidentaly backspaced and FUCK..it's gone..so Now I'm pissy and really irritated at my friends..what a bunch of BITCHES! FUCK YOU!


GOIN TO BED!..Will probably dream of killing something tonight..I  HOPE! I'm in a rank mood and I need to sleep so I don't freak out. GOODNIGHT!

 
Feeling weird...
09.03.05 (10:22 pm)   [edit]

I'm sad and grumpy and I need some weed. I feel horrible for the people affected by the hurricane. I t seems like this kind of disaster gets worse all the time. I have a friend in New Orleans..haven't heard from her at all..she is in a wheelchair. She needs special care.


I have to feed my fish..he is splashing water at me.


I love my kids and I need to go hug them in their sleep.. I would like to pray for people but I don't know where to start. Is it weird to wish you were there? Amid all the misery? Thats how I feel sometimes.


Going to bed..goodnight all!