It was a great day to clean up what I usually call the mommy mobile..but it really should be called the rolling trash can! Damn my kids are messy little creatures! I cleaned up that damn van for 2hrs. I didn't even get the windows done. I have to move all the seats and what a surprise! Year old Cheerios..ewww.  French fries too but those aren't that old. OK wait none of that stuff is a year old I cleaned the van at easter. I think I'm going to ban eating in the van..unless its for a trip. No juice either and definately no milk! Just water.

Well my face feels better. Should be good as new soon enough. :D

I'm hoping we get another storm like last night. It was wicked. You know how you count to see how far the lightning hit is? Well I didn't even get to start counting before it SLAMMED into the light  post outside my kitchen window. The whole house shook and my wine glasses were jingling like mad. I stood in the kitchen waiting for all the power to go out. It didn't. The street on the right side of my house went out fer a few  minutes though. I went outside in the porch to check out the light show. It wasn't even raining yet. It was so bright. I looked down and saw I only had on underwear..oops. So I decided it would be good to go back in the house before someone spotted the freaky lady who plays weird music in her underwear. I really hate clothes!

I think I confuse my neighbors..especially the kids. They walk by my house and I have Rancid shaking the place down, kids playing in the driveway. Next time they might hear Sean Paul and me and my creatures yelling "Gimme the Light" like a bunch of lunatics. Now whoever made the rules about what music can be listened to by any one person was an idiot! I love music. Lots of different kinds. I will listen to what ever I want, in the order I want, when I want! DAMMIT! As far as I'm concerned if you can't find something you like in several different kinds of music..you are one lame ass mother. REALLY!

Ciao for now!

Damn my face hurts! :( Well to be more specific it's my teeth. Went to the dentist today..had two fillings my last shitty dentist "fixed"  actually FIXED!! Then I had this pregnancy tumor removed too. Not as bad as it sounds. Just swollen gum tissue that was irritating me. It just never went away since my last pregnancy :x  I am close to my bottle of water and my bottle of advil. Wish I had something stronger dammit! Oh Well...

Tomorrow should be hot..so we plan on heading out to the beach. But if not we will take the quad and the dirt bike for a rip. Now we have lids so I feel much better about riding them. Kids love it too.

I'm in that space again where shit is annoying as hell. I really can't wait to get the  hell out of here. My husband told me I get all the overtime on his next cheque for my trip. YAY! :D Makes dealing with the kids much easier...LMAO! They have been much better lately..maybe cuz I have been out more?...

Ok well the advil is kicking in and I'm tired as hell soooooo GOODNIGHT!

Ever wake up and you just don't wanna do anything but yak on the phone and track down all your friends you haven't heard from in forever?..Yeah me either :P Ok so I 'm lying. I actually didn't have to call many friends..we were all on the same wavelength. M called D called and so did Kiki. J and A called at the same time..which is funny cuz we went to school together! I played the relay till all our kids startred being little freaks. I swear my phone never rings as much as it did today..not since I was still going to the bars anyways. Back in the day when I was a brat. :D good times!

Anyways I am going home at the end of the month and the girl who was supposed to come with me backed out. We were going to leave early and drive straight through. Now I will have to stop overnight with the kids. I can't drive alone for 15 or more hours and keep the rugrats happy. Anyways It will be better this way I can stay longer..and I wont have to leave her home when I go off gallivanting. I plan to do much gallivanting with Kiki and Sarahphina..should be good..we all have two kids so its even 4 boys and 2 girls between us. Get some camping done and hit West Edmonton Mall Waterpark. I miss that place I used to go often. My kids will love it there. HOLY SHIT! that place has been around since I was 12! In fact we went there for my 12th birthday party. Thats crazy!

Well I'm going to make this short..but it wont be sweet!

I'm sooooo fucking annoyed right now! :x He got the dirt bike running..which is supposed to be MY dirtbike. Well YAY for him! I never even got to ride it and our friend pretty much dropped it on the bumper of my van. This is what happens when you let little kids ride bikes that are way too big for them! He wasn't even wearing a LID! I almost want to go yank out and mess up the carbs or something! Maybe steal the chain...the noise is getting on my nerves!

DAMMIT!

Well I was bored today so I trolled my favorites. I ended up at Rinna's blog. That girl makes me laugh so damn hard..but this time she made me think. It was a good thing for me at that time. Nice to look back at where you have been and see where you are now. The introspection was short lived..I stared thinking about all the stupid shit I have done in my life. Some was just plain funny too...

I was about 10 just before we moved out of the apartment to the house my parents still live in. There is a highschool right behind the apartment. There was many thigs there to keep a kid occupied. Speed bumps and stairs to do tricks on your bike in the summer and GIANT piles of snow off the roads in the winter. This bonehead move took place in the summer. It was a hot day school was over and my friends and I were waiting for someones parents to come home from work so we could go to the pool. Having time to kill we grabbed some skateboards(those super skinny clear plastic ones from the late 70's early 80's) Not like the nice ones we have now dammit! So about 4 other kids and I run around the fence to the highschool parking lot..we had fun cruising down the incline in the parking lot and on the wheelchair ramp too.At some point someone thought it was a GOOD idea to sit on the skateboard and have someone push you donw the incline.

Kids...this is CANADA..we dust our winter streets with gravel for traction..soooooooo not good for anything with wheels. You see where I'm going right? Well seeing as the parking lot often became a deposit for giant dumptrucks of snow there was quite an accumulation of little gravel bits.

I sat on the red skateboard and one the the boys pushed me FAST down the incline. Summer...shorts....sweat...plastic....

BIG ROCK! :shock: ..holy shit...AIRBORNE...PAIN!

OK so I never got to go swimming because my mom was picking gravel out of my ass with tweezers! I couldn't even wear underwear for a week..just nighties...laying on a towel on the couch! :oops: My friends would visit me and leave..I could hear them playing outside and they were having fun! :x

Ahhh..those were the days..wait till I tell you about the winter incident :D

Gravel is the teacher
Pain is the lesson
Scars are your diploma(I have no scars on my ass ,plenty on my kness though)

GRADUATION!

Ahhhh..the creatures are all sleeping. I am surprised at how well things went! We will have to do this more often. The kids need time away from the city..it would be damn nice if they could NOT get WEST NILE from playing outside! DAMMIT!

Well I wanna get some weed now and YOU know WHO....it's all YOUR fault :lol: me and you and Bob in Jamaica mon! LMFAO! Buffalo Soldier.....

Ok anyways..I need to get sopme sleep and hopefully one of my Neo/tblog friends will help me get tunes in this puppy again!

have a good night.But MOM out.....

Another one of those days! Why do they all happen at the same time? I'm sooo in need of a holiday. My friends kids are coming tomorrow to stay overnight. They are 5 and 10 should be interesting the 5yr old is my Goddaughter. She is 11monts older than my daughter so hopefully they will play nicely together. The 10 yrs old will be all over working on my husbands dirtbike with him so that shold be pretty cool.

My friend needs to spend some time with her boyfriend and talk over their relationship. I hope she doensn't fall for the bullshit that often spews from guys mouths when they want to get laid. I haven't met this guy but I will tomorrow and if he is sketchy I will not hesitate to tell her what I think. She will expect me to anyways.

Anyways..off to clean up the spare room and my daughters floor too...make dinner as well...YAY!...8)

Well TODAY was a day from hell! Between laundry and cleaning the infamous toyroom...I could have screamed! I got no help from the radio either...what the hell is with the shit music on these days? :x I actually had to haul out some good stuff to get through my day....a big fat joint would've helped too..but I will have to wait till I go back to Alberta for that :D

Ewww..I just killed a mosquito on my screen! awww sick ANOTHER ONE! Yes..the infestation has begun! My kids cant play outside...its either sunscreen or bug lotion...use both and they absorb too much! So I send em out for an hour with bug stuff on when its cloudy. When its windy and sunny I put suncreen on them. CAN'T FUCKING WIN! It wasn't like this when I was a kid..you only needed bug stuff later in the evening. Sunscreen was only for when you were at the waterslides for the whole damn day...this sucks! Apparently there are no mosquitos in Norway! I'M MOVING! Right on the fjord!

Well I'm going to read and chill before I attempt to fall asleep..goodnight all!

I was driving to the city today and I could not get the thought of an old friend out of my head. We met at the bar I was 18 and he was 21. He was 6'4" with really dark brown almost black hair and had the sexiest greenest eyes I have ever seen! He was wearing black jeans and a black t-shirt and motorcyle leather. I was wearing green 8-hole Doc Martens black tights and a green plaid kilt and a black longsleeve t-shirt.

The second he walked into the club at least 80% of the girls saw him and started to drool. I tried to keep my eyes in my head..and my jaw off the ground. He saw me right away and found a spot to sit and drink and still see me. He was watching me the entire time. I was very new to the bar scene and didn't know how to behave..so I just acted as calm as possible. Anyone who knows me knows that was damn hard! Keep in mind this was 12 years ago. The DJ announces that the best dressed lady contest is starting..so I tried to find a good vantage point to see who really thought they were hot. Next thing I knew I was getting pushed on the stage by my friends. Well not wanting to let anyone down and having alot of liquid courage I went up and stood on the dancefloor. I ended up standing beside two girl who I befriended that night Charmaine a gorgeous tiny little girl with thigh high peach boots on(remember its the 90's) The other was Hope a Madonna lookalike dressed in all black like a virgin style. Rachelle was also another girl..but she was sooo drunk she just walked off the stage. She was also to become my friend too.

They made us walk across the stage and pose a bit..the Dj asked us our names and then by applause the really smashed audience voted. The girls were all about 5' to 5'4". I am 5'11". They were wearing high heels and showing as much skin as possible..I was wearing combat boots and totally covered up. I WON! Charmaine and her b/f bought me a drink and Hope went back to her beer tub and well Rachelle needed to go home :D I got a $200 bar tab to use whenever I wanted..or was too broke!.....

Well the guy I started thinking about today watched the whole thing with a smirk on his face. He came up to me and said congrats and asked me too dance. I LOVE GUYS WHO CAN DANCE WELL!..we went up to the dancefloor and I felt really watched. Hope was in the corner glaring at me. I found out later why but that is a whole other story :( Ok so House of Pain was really popular in the day and Shamrocks and Shennanigans was playing..so we danced up a storm and said bye at the end of the song. I didn't even know his name..he kept watching me. His friend came up to stand beside me at the bar and said you know my friend is into you right?..I was thrilled! :D I said well tell him if he wants to say hey I would like that.

At the very end of the night the Dj played some slow songs...just like highschool I thought and after watching him watching me all damn night I went up to him and asked him to dance (I hate doing that) HE SAID YES! I think Ordinary World by Duran Duran was the song. I remember the feeling like it was yesterday. Even though you are all sweaty and drunk you can't help but be thrilled that you are touching the guy who all the girls in the whole damn place want! :P He was such a good dancer and really the perfect height for me too...and DAMN SEXY!

At the end of the night he wrote his name and number on the back of his business card and kissed me on the cheek. His name was Trace and we never dated but we became really good friends and when I met my husband, Trace  was getting ready to settle down..he wanted me. It was too late and I was PISSED! I used to cal him even after I was married..just to see how he was...then I lost track of him. I hope he is married and has a few kids..he would make a great dad!

If only to dance with him again...why can't guys dance?...WHY WHY WHY?!...dammit!

Well it's been awhile since I've been here..been busy dammit! I have been being my bitchy self  lately and it sure didn't help that my little freaka-sauruses decided this past week was the week to REALLY be pains in the ass! :x

At least I got something GOOD tonight...sure made me a happy girl! :D  It was a long time coming..hehe...but it was worth it!

Anyways....my friend just found out that two guys she had been seeing on and off for the past few weeks had girlfriends..and that she was THE OTHER WOMAN! HAHAHAHAHA!..The both told her the same day..that is a record in my circle of friends..I roared! Too funny..cuz see she had been for the last 15ys with the same guy..she is divorced now and back on the market..and she is having a fun time finally! Her husband was a total bastard and she deserved way better..one more case of let stay together for the kids..whom he NEVER see or calls anymore! DICK! He better hope I don't accidentally run into to him..I WILL SO KICK HIS SCRAWNY ASS! Him and his mom are going to hell..they are evil spawns of satan..well ok maybe not but they are seriously fucked in the head!

So her and I have planned to get together this weekend so I can spend time with her kids..I'm gonna leave mine home with Grandma..since daddy is going camping with the guys. Lookin forward to having some time to myself and not worry about my little rugrats! Grandmas ROCK!..especially my husbands mom! She raised 13 kids..she's a pretty cool woman!

Well thats is for now..I haven't felt much like writing lately..so goodnight!