OK so I got a phone call from my friend whom I will be doing doula duty for the impending birth...HER BABY IS POSTERIOR! For those who have no idea..its when you baby is head down but facing the wrong way. They should face your right bum-cheek..with their back just on the left of your belly button. Her baby was totally the other way..180 degrees! So we were a little worried..it is possible to have the baby that way but it hurts WAYYYY more..and well birth hurts no matter what..so more pain is NOT a cool plan!

So I got on my trusty computer and looked up some wonderful info..I found lots of help and I printed off tons of stuff for her and drove out to drop it off. I found homeopathic remedies(which I used for my sons birth..worked AWESOME!) and lots of baby turning excersises. By the time she went to see her midwife for her hour long visit...the baby had turned the right way! Now we just have to keep it there! :)

I was able to time my drive to her place..which is good! Now she knows how long it will take me to get to her house. Now most babies are born at night but I have a funny feeling this one will be born in the daytime..just cuz that would be the most inconvenient for all of us! LMAO! I will have to find someone to watch my kids and I sure hope I have no trouble...LOL. Its really not fun waiting for someone while in labor :(  As a friend I am cooking for her family so she wont  have much to worry about. Soup, lasagna, homemade bread...all that jazz...nothing with fake ingredients...BLECH!..Especially not for a new mom...and I got her a new bag of red raspberry tea leaves..the best for new moms...actually for anyone at all..its even good for little kids..my kids drink it all the time..hot and cold.

Oh shit..I really sound like a Hippie huh?...I might start chanting or dancing naked over here yet...LMFAO!..not likely..I have The Transplants blaring right now...I have said people describe me as hippie chick meets punk rock mommy...YEAH I'M A FREAK...but I rock baby! Now if I could just rustle up some weed I'd be real fuckin happy :P but I have found nothing in this little lame ass town....NOT YET ANYWAYS!...

Oh well I guess I better shut the music off and get some sleep...I GET TO SLEEP IN!...YAYAYAYAY! People sleep like rocks in my house...jerks..I still wake up pretty easy...grrr..

Ciao kids!

Hello people!

I have been seriously slacking here I know but I've been busy! My friend is having a baby in a fe weeks and I am going to be her doula. A doula is a woman who helps you and your family through birthing your baby. Either at home(which is where she will be having her baby) or at the hospital. We discuss things that are important to you such as drug interventions,  cutting of the cord, breatsfeeding right away...and so on. We are also good to have in case you do have a hospital birth..we are good advocates. We will not let doctors talk you into something you didnt want in the first place, pain can make you weak, or prevent you from thinking things through properly. Having babies hurts and although doctors think its better to be drugged and feel no pain they are stealing from you the very empowering experience of NATURAL CHILDBIRTH! I know cuz I did it! AND YOU WILL NOT CATCH ME GIVING BIRTH IN A HOSPITAL UNLESS THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME OR THE BABY! ewww...you are not sick when you are having a baby..why put you and your brand new baby in harms way in these DIRTY HOSPITALS WITH SUPERBUGS?! The logic of that completely escapes me..unless of course you have complications. I strongly encourage all women who want childrem to make a huge effort to have a natural birth..even at a hospital! It just takes a bit of extra planning and not relying on doctors to make decisions for you and your baby. After all you do know what is right for you! Just listen to yourself!

So anyways my friend and I have been talking about what she wants in her home birth...she has an older child already so we need to decide what we are going to do with him. He is at an age now where watching a birth may actually not be so good for him. We are thinking that if things get going in the daytime that we will send him off to grandma's house. But if it's nighttime ( which is when most babies are born) we will just leave him sleeping and hope he will sleep though the whole thing like my daughter did!

So it's going to be a good experience..regardless of what happens! I am very    excited about the honor of being present at the birth of her baby!

So till l8r kids!

OK so im lazy tonight...and i got this in my mail..so here ya'll copy away and send it off..IM PLASTERED!

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps
himself.

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first
names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his
address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your
party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has
gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your
problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic
history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when
you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for
them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it.
A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about. If you get it
back, you have no beginning, no end.
It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends.

Today I pass the friendship ball to you. Pass it on
to someone who is a friend to you.

So do it ya lazy asses..life is too short!  tell those you care about that you DO!!!!!! 

OK..lil miss zealot!

ta da..and number 21. is..............................................................................................................

FEMALE EJACULATION!..yay!...now come and practice with me...lmao! *wink wink*

Ok for those of you who may be lost..scroll down to the post before this :)

GOOD NIGHT!

I'm going to try to be thankful today...I think it's  time!

1.my kids
2.my family and friends
3.safe food to eat
4.safe water to drink
5.a house to keep me safe and warm..or cool
6.freedom..well to a certain extent
7.big boobs
8.vehicles to get around in
9.music
10.all medicine..past, present or future
11.little furry creatures that make me smile
12.the people who gave up their lives for my life to be better
13.books...
14.history
15.technology
16.different races
17.different cultures
18.the eyes of children..so pure...till they're about 3....then its all mischief!
19.spring..cuz it's all about new beginnings..even though it makes me sneeze!
20. That I Woke Up Again This Morning

OMG....I'm am so fuckin annoyed right now!

I'm going to complain now..I'm sick and I'm tired! My son woke up wayyyy too fuckin early today and after I only finally got to sleep at 3am waking up at 6:30 is NOT COOL! :( It's going to be a long ass day people! I think I'm going to try to see if MIL is around to watch them so I can get some sleep! OH I HOPE SO!

My head feels like a cotton ball and my nose and eyes are so fucking itchy I could SCREAM! grrrr...what kills me is I wasn't always allergic to outside like I am now! When I feel like this I'm barely sane...

I'm reading this book called The Bronze Horseman be Paullina Simons. It has really put some things into perspective for me. It's about ww2..Hitler's invaision of Russia. My mom was 5 when the war started and my dad was 1. The thought of the atrocities people were put through and actually lived is shocking. Imagine you are starving slowly...walking to get your daily rations that you will share with your family..it isn't even enough to exist on but you do anyways...you see a man on the street..very thin but who isn't nowadays? You pass him even though you are walking extremely slow...you wonder about that and look back...you see he has stopped walking and you watch him fall over on his face..because he is dead. I am so thankful that my family has what it needs right now..sure I may not get all my bills paid on time..but I get them paid! We have all the food we need and a house to live in..What kills me is this is still happening somewhere in the world everyday..someone is dying form not enough food to eat or some lame ass disease we have cures for but it's TOO EXPENSIVE!And here I am COMPLAINING ABOUT GOD KNOWS WHAT EVERY FUCKING DAY! Who the hell do I think I am?...I am no one, nothing special at all..just a speck on this earth.

I think in the mood I'm in it's time to think of what I'm thankful and grateful for! I think I will post it later on..I NEED A DAMN NAP...or I might kill my kids!

L8R kids!

Ok so this is TOTALLY ME!...and yes im damn bored!...cleaned my whole damn house today cuz my allergies are not yet under control. A few more days and I should be fine to go outside..I HOPE!..when I'm feelin like this people have to strip at the door..no extra allergens in the house! Only naked people :D

I'm just gonna start  writing..I have some stupid shit on my mind. I have the T.V on in the background...I have it on too much during the day.

It's time to shave my legs...and other places too...lets be hairless! YAY!

I'm all into American Idol this round..Canadian Idol is coming up soon. I LOVE CONSTANTINE!...he's awesome and rocks my socks off! I hope him or Vonzell wins!..The one who bugs me the most is Scott...there is so much great talent on there!..I wonder what will crawl out of the wood work for Canada this time...Our last one is a good singer but someone needs to feed this kid..ewww! Kalen Porter..big voice little body!...LOL!..ah..hes only 18 anyways :)

I need someone to scratch my itch..you know...give me that funny feeling in my tummy!..Rollercoaster..of Love...I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers! Been listening to them for 15 yrs! SWEET!

My allergies are acting up and I'm really annoyed!..WTF?!..allergies suck!

My new guinea pigs are freakin out in the other room right now..they are so damn funny..squeakin and stuff...I'd still rather have a dog..but these are good practice for my kids to get used to.

Well thats it I'm done..bed time for me...maybe I will dream of my cute lil tblog friend...you know who ya are too..FLIRT! :D

Ciao for now!

Ahhhh...dammit!

I was going to post about the rest of the time I spent back home..but I dont feel like it! I'm pissy today! Which is odd because it rained all day. I dropped my kids at grandma's house and came home and watched a movie...which was lame...glad it only cost me $1...lol!

My bro-in-law came for dinner which was nice cuz I had made a sirloin tip roast...potatoes..the whole deal! It was good food for today.

Finally got my webcam working! YAY!...but I'm still pissy...I need something! Something good and hard and....oh well! I'm a patient girl. LOL! :)

Well the guinea pigs seem to be quite happy here...makin their little sounds. All they do is eat and poop! I haven't even seen them sleep yet. Silly little things! I'm working the kids up to a dog...they are only stayin till the end of summer..then they have a new home to go to.

I want a schnauzer...they are my favorite..but appparently not good with little kids..older are ok and mine..well can be a bit rambunctious. So I don't know what we will end up with.

Ok bed time! l8r!

Ever have one of those mornings when ya wake up and the whole day is all about memories?...

Well today was a gooder for that! I woke up thinking why the hell are my kids jumping on my bed..it was making me want to throw up! That feeling morphed into a whole whack of weird shit! I can't remember all of it..but the first one was this one time when I was 8. I stayed home from school cuz I was pukey. My mom worked nights then so my dad stayed home for part of the day so mom could sleep. He owned his own business so it worked out quite well. I was helping him strip some wire, holding the black one in my right hand and the red in my left. I was lookin down at them and everything got all blurry. I started blinking like mad and started to sway. Dad asked me if I was ok just as I passed out...my head aiming right for the corner of the coffee table. He caught me, head snapping forward! THAT snapped me out of it! He told me to go sleep with my mom...so I did. She wrapped her arms around me and we both fell asleep right away.

I woke up a few minutes later crying and calling my dad. He came running in and knew I was gonna barf all over. I'm guessing I was green...LOL! He brought me to the toilet and head my forehead back. I barfed my guts out and said "Thanks Dad! it's not so bad to puke only through your mouth!" The last time I had barfed up licorice and fish sticks...through my nose! I didn't keep my head up...leaned over too far...ewwwww! THAT SHIT BURNED FOR DAYS!

I so hope my kids don't have to feel that! It really sucked! Didn't eat fishsticks for YEARS...hehehe :D

I like remembering stuff like this cuz even if me and my parents fought all the time..they sure love me alot! It sure is nice knowing that! I hope my kids feel like that about me too!

OK NEXT TOPIC!

I really miss my friends and I wanna move back home. My husband asked me yesterday..."Isn't this home?" I though...whoa..when did this change..that one crept up on me! I really do wanna go home! I miss my friends and their kids too..I have friends here but its just not the same. When you are an only child your friends become your family...you can't just trade them in..It doesn't work! Trust me I tried!

:(

Hello My Lovelies!

I just have a few minutes so I figured I would offer up  Gmail accounts...I have like 50 million of them! They now have rich text and more than 2GB of storage!..Plus you can search it like google...come on..I know you want one...just ask me! :)

Whoohoo!...

So after we got away from the worlds LAMEST club...we went to The Standard! By the time we got there it was hopping...the best thing about The Standard is there isnt just one type of ppl there. There are always some hot lil punk boys there..which I always spot..of course! There was this cute one who stood eye to eye with me in my boots. I'm 6'2'' in those puppies so I was HAPPY!..Kids just arent very tall anymore...but what a cutie he was. Winked at me right away...I grinned and ordered two shots of tequila. His eyes almost popped out of his head..so I leaned over and said in his ear "I dont drink girly drinks unless thats all there is"...he ordered a shot too and did it with me...he went to grab the lime and I said "no dude thats for Corona" I watched to see what he would do and he shot it like a pro! I touched his spiky hair and wandered over to my friends...he watched me all the way...oohhh the things I could have taught him! BUT I ALREADY HAVE SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH...don't I? :D

The music is always rockin there so I FINALLY got to dance to some good tunes...and I love how the DJ wraps up the evening with rave-y like shit!..I didn't want to go home!

So Kikibrown drove my friend Aaron home and KIDNAPPED ME! We called her man..well I called him and woke his ass up and said dude roll one up cuz IM COMIN OVER!...poor guy was in a dead sleep I'm sure..but he got up when we got there and Kiki rolled one up as I sat there spinning inside my drunk head and he tried to wake up a bit. I hadn't smoked any weed for yrs and it was sooooooo GOOD! My eyes were already dry cuz they still allow smoking in the bars out there so I darn near ripped my cornea's off taking my contacts out...OUCH!...but I learned for next time we smoked..I just didn't wear em!

Somewhere around 5am Kiki says time to go home I have to be up in a few hours... I'm thinkin wats the fuckin point of sleeping..and then she said just that..LOL! I LOVE YOU KIKI!...YOU ROCK!! :)

And Lo and Behold I walk through my parents door and who runs down the stairs to greet me?..Yup..HUBBY!..he says "are you trying to kill me?"..NO CUZ IF I WANTED YOU DEAD..I'D BE GONE!...silly ass! I guess most moms don't come home loaded and high at 5:30am but for fucks sake he just got to do all the shit he wanted to on a ski trip and just because I'm a mom I can't party a bit?...NOT FUCKING LIKELY! I didn't do anything bad at all..I didn't even dance with any boys besides Aaron..and I only groped my friends...not strangers! :D I'm a GOOD GIRL!

I slept till noon on sunday and had a good day..besides the fact my husband was giving me the most annoying guilt trip. I think I took myself over to Kiki's that night too...and I came home at a reasonable time for a 30yr old woman..1:30am...high and happy!

Monday was AWESOME!..I went to Saraphina's house for dinner..with all of our kids(4) I met her gorgeous boys on sat. and they are the sweetest kids ever and I'm so freakin happy for her and her hubby...I'm just sad Kiki,Sarah and I can't raise all our kids together...I wish I could move home...I never wanted to until now...but anyways..Sarah is a damn good cook and we pigged out and laughed..our moms were there too...funny ladies..I love our moms! The kids and the dogs played like crazy and we took some nice pictures.AND I DIDN'T SNEEZE MY HEAD OFF EITHER!

I will do tuesday and wednesday later..i'm tired now

night night all!

Well hello kids!

I have returned from the trip from hell...well actually the driving part was the shits. Being home with my parents and friends was AWESOME! The drive there takes about 15hrs if we drive through the night..which we did. Kids sleep and that makes it good! QUIET!

We had a big party planned for last saturday night, but its really hard to decide where to go when ya got ppl who have different tastes in music..BAD TASTE if you ask me, might I add! So we went to eat some chinese food which was pretty good..but I shouldn't have eaten so much..I WOULD'VE BEEN DRUNKER! LMAO! Then we went to a lame ass club called Escape and trust me tha is all I wanted to do...ESCAPE! Apparently there had been a shooting the week before I came home. NICE CLUB TO CHOOSE HUH? Damn hiphop r&b shit!..Enough to curl my hair..wait it is damn curly!...LOL! The biggest joke in this club besides the dancing girls was the security! BIGGEST FUCKIN JOKE EVER! There was no doubt in my mind why the shooting happened...They frisk the guys but not the girls. They make the guys empty their pockets and don't do anything with the girls..no purse check no frisking NOTHING!..so freakin retarded! No metal detectors nothing!

So after staying at Escape for what seemed like an eternity we went to The Standard....part two later...